February 2012
“I’m in love with you,” he said quietly.
“Augustus,” I said.
“I am,” he said....”
– The Fault in Our Stars, John Green (via eft47)
To prove my mother wrong: Reblog this if you're...
yeffyaboyuice:
platinumspeed:
the-mirror-image-lies:
Hooray I can’t go to 21+ venues
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soyoung-solovely-sovicious:
im a horrible person.
No you’re not!!!!!!!!
Sarah
You
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Awesome.
Watch
EVERYONE ON TUMBLR.
Anonymous asked: Dear dyslexicdreamer, I like you. You have a nice face. You make me worry. You should look forward to tomorrow. Someday I will help you. You + me = friends. If I saw you now I’d hug you. I want to give advice to you. I would build a snow fort just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be unpleasant to listen to. We could sit under the stars. Love, Anon (P.S. you remind me of my...
Anonymous asked: Dear Beautiful, I adore you. You have a nice ass. You make me silly. You should be less awesome. Someday I will hug you. You + me = Magic. If I saw you now I’d say hello in a flirty way. I want to hug you. I would build a Tardis just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be the doctor who theme song. We could fangirl under the stars. Love, Anonymous (P.S. I Love You is an amazing...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
WRITE ME A LETTER (anonymous or not)
aspiretobeinfinite:
Dear ______,
I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.)
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Oh my god! I hate the u.s customary system! Why can’t we just use metrics. It’s less work!
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edwardspoonhands:
AHHHH! HERE IS THE NEWS! The Show with Ze Frank RETURNS!
Incredibly exciting news, although here on my iPhone it says video format not compatible.
